This is normal.

Norwegian men are generally more distant than other cultures. It is not usual for them to call every day. They do not need to be in touch with you 24/7.

Hi!
I am referring to the fact that Oslo city council has stopped the sale of alcohol in bars and restaurants until today actually. See here on their website
Regarding meeting other people, I believe this was not allowed from 12th of March until very recently, as we had to stay home, then allowed with 2 meters distance and now 1 meter minimum. Also keep in mind this is a “kronikk” using humour, not official guidance.
Best regards

“Oslo city has forbidden the sale of alcohol due to the pandemic. But smile, because alcohol sales will be allowed again soon with limited opening hours.”

No it has not. There is also no shortage of alcohol in Oslo. Alcohol has not been banned in Oslo at any point during this crisis. I bought wine from the Vinmonopolet minutes before writing this comment.

“Problem being, we cannot meet. The tension gets even bigger and more interesting until we eventually can meet, or until one of us breaks the rule and meets anyway, in one of our homes, secretly (my God, love in time of the pandemic is even more exciting that during regular times).”

You can meet. There isn’t a rule. You can see the advice for the general population in English, from the Norwegian health ministry here –

The guidelines are to limit social contact, not to abstain from it. It’s perfectly possible to have dates over coffee for example, and I have done so. You cannot meet if you are confined to quarantine, home isolation or respiratory tract infection. If you ‘break the rules’ then you are just openly putting others lives at risk and can face a steep fine.

Please can 海角直播 avoid spreading blatant misinformation during this crisis, as it’s likely to confuse those here who do not speak Norwegian.